oystersaintforme

if you like danny devito…….and getting caught in the rain……..

fuks

feministism

troubledsurvivors

Be cautious with missing persons reports

I’ve seen the occasional post on here saying someone is missing. You have to be really careful about these posts. Often times, abusers will post a missing person report on here so they can find their victim. Here are some red flags to differentiate abusers posts and actual missing people posts.

1. They tell you to not approach the person if you see them. This is a huge red flag. If someone was kidnaped they probably would love to see someone that can help them come home.
2. They claim the person is not in their right mind. While this may be true for actual missing people, it is also a red flag if it is accompanied by “Do not approach them or tell them you can get them home”
3. They say not to call 911 and provide their personal phone number instead. Kinda self explanatory. If it is a real missing person call 911.
4. They didn’t file a missing person report with the police. Take a quick google search and if there is no actual report, be cautious as hell.

Abusers will try to find their victims again through claiming they went missing when in reality, the victim escaped. Be cautious.

teathattast

86champagnepuppies

business majors will do coke off your ass on saturday night and then pretend they don’t know you in your econ lecture on monday morning

algernoncadwallader2

fuck with a psych major then

86champagnepuppies

psych majors will do lsd with you and tell you that they’ve never felt as connected to anyone as they do to you in that moment and then as soon as their trip ends they will spend the rest of your relationship disappointed because they know they’ll never feel as strongly about you sober as they did while on acid and when you take notice of that and comment that they seem to be growing distant they will psychoanalyze you and claim that you just think that because you have abandonment issues stemming from early childhood trauma

chimnney

fuck with an art major then

86champagnepuppies

art majors will nut on your back and hand you their paint rag to wipe it off with and then when you don’t return their calls the next day they’ll make a painting entitled Succubus. 2015 (oil and tears on canvas, 36" x 48")

laterinthecaveoflesbians

Fuck with a film major

86champagnepuppies

film majors will invite you over to “watch a movie and chill” and you’ll assume he means watch the first five minutes of something on netflix before getting distracted and banging but no. he has a french new wave film set up for the two of you to actually watch and you don’t understand french but he refuses to put on subtitles because he feels it undermines the artistic integrity of the work. when the movie is over he’ll undress you but not to have sex, just to “admire” your body. also he inexplicably smells like cigarettes even though he doesn’t smoke

alyxpanics

i am so sorry for your unfortunate mishaps with multiple major fields